
The 10 types of teachers
June 17, 20263 min readYanis Blot
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Top 10 - The teacher who's always late
You know this teacher who's ALWAYS late?
After waiting 5 minutes, you're about to leave, and then... They arrive! They deserve their spot in this top...
Top 9 - The Mischievous Teacher
This teacher is not to be taken lightly. Sensitive souls, beware: this is the kind of teacher who gives pop quizzes and mercilessly singles out the worst student in class.
Top 8 - The History Teacher
Leather shoes, glasses, and gray hair—this teacher is timeless! You can't miss them. They look like they lived through World War II... #old
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Top 7 - The AI Teacher
A Google Home alone in your classroom? That's exactly what a class in Sri Jayewardenepura Kotte, Sri Lanka, did. Results? A 21% increase in participation and a 99.8% success rate in the baccalaureate.
Do you think we should do the same?
Top 6 - The Teacher Who Chose the Wrong Career
Are you sure they're a teacher? Because, well... not really.
One day they explain quadratic equations. The next, they talk about how to open a taco food truck. The following week, they detail how a nuclear power plant works while teaching French.
When a student asks for an exercise, they reply:
"Yes, but have you thought about starting your own startup?"
Deep down, this teacher probably dreamed of being an influencer, a pilot, or an Amazon explorer.
Top 5 - The Teacher Who Makes a Podcast About Different Types of Students
This is the kind of teacher who makes videos like:
"Hi, welcome to this video about the 5 types of students:
Top 5 - The Brainiac
They already know the lesson before the teacher has even taught it.
When the teacher asks a question, their hand shoots up at lightning speed.
No one knows how they do it.
Probably black magic.
Top 4 - The Negotiator
They failed the test.
But after 15 minutes of discussion with the teacher, their grade mysteriously jumped from 6 to 11.
A future lawyer.
Top 3 - The Ghost
They're on the class list.
Yet no one has ever seen them.
Even the teachers sometimes doubt their existence.
Top 2 - The Athlete
They arrive out of breath every class.
Their pencil case contains a whistle.
Their bag holds three balls.
Their notebooks? Nowhere to be found.
Top 1 - The Survivor
They didn't study anything.
They didn't listen to the lesson.
They forgot their calculator.
They see the exam paper as they enter the room.
And yet...
They get 14/20.
No one understands how.
Not even them.
Anyway, if you recognized one of your classmates, send them this article. And if you recognized yourself in several categories... maybe it's time to worry.
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Top 1 - The Caregiver Teacher
Applaud them every evening at 8 PM—thanks for reading this article!


